Crazy stories

Thought Id bring this up so that people can tell some stories of some crazy (and possibly stupid) things theyve done. Ill start out by saying one time me and my buddies were running around in my basement and while I was running I purposly ran straight into a window and it shattered. I got out relitivly unharmed (only two small cuts on my forehead) and somehow didnt get punished. Now you people tell your stories

My father did something like those funny window cleaner commercials, he was walking out of home depot, right into the automatic door, apparently it had a delayed opening, i was all "What, you expected it to open itself for you?" me and my mother, (walking behind him) laughed and laughed. I wish i had my video recorder.

And another story, my mom was talkign to my dad, and when he walked away she dissed him (forgot what) and my uncle sitting next to her was all "Mreoww!!" we laughed and now its like a catch phrase for my uncle when things like that happens.

Im telling you my family is hilarious. More stories soon

@veas
Haa, that was great, but the whole "oh shit" moment that we all had wasn't great..xD

i have a story...


not really a story...


just something i noticed...


but on a commercial i was watching...


they misspelled "whole"

and i checked it five times...

and there was no possibility for a joke that makes sense....

ok so i was making out with my girlfriend while my parents were away and the phone rang so i picked it up and a mans voice said "get away from my daughter!" i hung up and told my girlfriend this and she said "my dad has been dead for three years!"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I was about to enter the mall when I was pulling on the door,then I saw someone walk by and push the door open,I walked away ;D


@Kinny
maybe it was her mom?

Travis X13 wrote:

@Kinny
maybe it was her mom?

In a Manly voice?

kinny-man wrote:

Travis X13 wrote:

@Kinny
maybe it was her mom?

In a Manly voice?

It's possible.

;-;